Life as me

Today I was in a real hurry to do all my farm chores so I could go garage selling. I moved the pony out of the goat pen, tied her up and fed her. Then I run get hay for the goats and fill the bucket with fed, push the goats out of the way so I can get in the gate. My lovely milk goat plows right into my thigh with her hard head. I don't know if you've been dead-legged before, but that's what it felt like. After feeding her and getting the other goats off of me and out of the feed bucket, I manage to feed them. I look down and see that I have mud on my jeans and sweater. Crap, I say realizing that I have nothing to change into. I finally have a peaceful moment while milking the goat. I look into the garden and see a stinking rabbit in the there. Then I realize that that rabbit looks a whole lot like the rabbit that we have. I could see her cage where I was standing and it was of course empty! This really irritated me because I had worked and worked on her cage putting on a new latch so the door would open easier. Well, obviously I had succeded in having in open easier! I think this story is a true glimpse in the life of me! Very exciting, lots of work, trying to only use the word "crap" and not the other naughty words I think may come out of me mouth! I actually do like, life as me!